Backrubs and Prune Juice

Infatuation

2011-09-24T00:55:00.003-04:00

Family Christmas Present Breakdown

2010-12-25T14:25:00.003-05:00

White lines represent food or kitchen related items

French Prince of Bel-Air (Paris Metro Map)

2010-01-10T16:53:00.002-05:00

Drunk Facebooking; The Worst of Crimes

2010-01-06T19:21:00.003-05:00

Blood alcohol content at time of post? Guess.

Bad for the Pastry Brush

2009-09-05T21:15:00.002-04:00

Conditioned From Birth

2009-06-09T21:26:00.005-04:00

textr

2009-05-23T14:13:00.000-04:00

Moving Sucks

2009-05-05T21:20:00.002-04:00

True Magic Does Exist

2009-04-20T21:31:00.004-04:00

I never went to Hogwarts, but the power of baking soda is the only magic that I'll ever need.

Man vs. Nature

2009-03-23T20:00:00.002-04:00

Making Obesity Cool

2009-02-14T19:56:00.001-05:00

Eyelid Grillz

2009-01-06T19:53:00.000-05:00

Summer Cold? Feel Better

2008-07-25T00:37:00.001-04:00

Birthdays

2008-07-09T19:05:00.001-04:00

When I thought up this comic, I really did think that I'd spend my birthday on the computer, but actually I went camping. It was fun.

New Clothes Hurt

2008-07-03T19:24:00.002-04:00

Me and Hunger (Part 1)

2008-07-02T21:05:00.000-04:00

World's Funniest Dream Comic (Guest Art by My Subconscious)

2008-07-01T18:45:00.000-04:00

Throw Some D's On That Bitch

2008-04-02T00:27:00.003-04:00

Bees: Don't Open (Concept by Aljbert O.)

2008-03-29T11:51:00.001-04:00

Noteworthy Eggs

2008-03-28T12:52:00.000-04:00

Bee-ware of Nutz

2008-03-27T15:29:00.005-04:00

Sorry Guys, I'm on a Break

2008-02-10T20:14:00.002-05:00

M.S. Paint and I split up due to artistic differences, but I'm sure that our reunion tour is just around the corner. We're just taking a break for a couple of days more, and by then hopefully we both will have cooled off.

Stick Figure Art

2008-02-07T22:32:00.000-05:00

My Anaconda Don't Want None (Unless You Got Buns, Hun)

2008-02-06T22:30:00.000-05:00

Friends

2008-02-05T02:06:00.000-05:00

Libertarians (Guest Art by Jung)

2008-02-04T01:10:00.000-05:00

Pimp My Artichoke

2008-02-03T01:55:00.000-05:00

My Friends are So White (Concept by J.C. and Jesus Pryde)

2008-02-02T12:38:00.000-05:00

Strip Risk: Day 5 (Concept by Fod Mour)

2008-02-01T22:18:00.001-05:00

Strip Risk: Day 6
Everyone kills eachother trying to get the extra 2 armies that come with complete control of the 4 chair territories.

Enlightenment

2008-01-31T01:15:00.000-05:00

Its funny because everyone knows that your life is meaningless if you haven't read everything.

Chairpeople posted a guest strip of mine! WooHoo.

Catherine Dreams

2008-01-30T00:45:00.000-05:00

Silly-con Based Life Forms

2008-01-29T23:00:00.000-05:00

Four arms, now thats rediculous. (Sorry this is so late.)

Baby Wrestling

2008-01-28T00:54:00.000-05:00

Its Official (Concept by Bls Eaum)

2008-01-27T01:25:00.000-05:00

I just learned how to do screen shots (this one is doctored, obviously)! Woohoo!

The Evolution of Doodles

2008-01-26T00:00:00.000-05:00

Conflict of Interest

2008-01-25T00:33:00.000-05:00

Heath Ledger Died

2008-01-24T00:45:00.000-05:00

Happy 50th.

Catherine's Guide to Dating: Method 43

2008-01-23T01:12:00.001-05:00

Variation on an Old Theme

2008-01-22T01:00:00.000-05:00

Designer Condoms

2008-01-21T01:58:00.000-05:00

As You Are Still Alive, This is Not Your Doctor (Concept by Rex M. Shepard)

2008-01-20T01:55:00.000-05:00

Appealing to Younger Voters Goes too Far

2008-01-19T00:15:00.000-05:00

I stole the song idea from J.C. or Tron (I think) from a facebook wall conversation a while ago, but its just such a brilliant song idea (when sung to the World/Inferno Friendship Society song "Only Anarchists Are Pretty"). I suppose that Bill Clinton sort of did this kind of thing when he played his sax, but its not really the same. Unfortunately, I don't think any of the candidates running seem to care much at all about younger voters.

The History Channel For Kids

2008-01-18T01:24:00.000-05:00

Sticking it to Starbucks

2008-01-17T00:49:00.000-05:00

Semi-true story. My dad really does think that, just because he refuses to use the words 'tall', 'grande', and 'venti' that he is somehow better than the rest of the people at Starbucks. No one but me has ever called him on it though.
(Don't get me wrong, I love Starbucks more than life itself.)

The Road to World Peace

2008-01-16T01:12:00.000-05:00

Yup, that's a Pokemon reference and an Ender reference.

Support Awesome

2008-01-15T00:07:00.000-05:00

Just Whizzin'

2008-01-14T01:23:00.000-05:00

Ever Wonder What You Would Look Like as a Stick Figure?

2008-01-13T01:24:00.000-05:00

Dog Wizard (Guest Art by Olive and the Lonely Sky)

2008-01-12T00:53:00.000-05:00

Apparently if you send in guest art without a pseudonym, your name becomes a horribly mangled rock band version of its predecessor (the sky is 'lonely' because it is stranded; I swear this makes sense). I drew a picture to illustrate what this rock (well, emo, I suppose) band would look like:

Hormone Factories

2008-01-11T00:59:00.000-05:00

Disclaimer: Hormones are not responsible for failed classes and bad grades.

Prune Juice

2008-01-10T01:38:00.000-05:00

Choices (Guest Art by Steven Sarahson)

2008-01-09T01:04:00.000-05:00

Joking... Joking

2008-01-08T01:37:00.000-05:00

Its funny because its not.

Mach U

2008-01-07T01:09:00.000-05:00

We will, we will mock you. Mock you.

Metabert

2008-01-06T02:04:00.000-05:00

Alfred E. Poo-man

2008-01-05T01:55:00.000-05:00

Oh dear. Some days, I really ought to be shot.

P.S. I've done a whole month's worth of comics! WooHoo!

Marshmallow House

2008-01-04T03:24:00.001-05:00

I found this looking up pictures of marshmallows. Bad internet, bad!

Defying Laws

2008-01-03T02:08:00.000-05:00

I think there is a band called 'A Perfect Circle', I wonder if this is where they got their name.

A Day in the Life of an Actuary

2008-01-02T01:44:00.000-05:00

The lesser known Beatles song.

Currant Affairs

2008-01-01T01:08:00.000-05:00

Currant Events

2007-12-31T01:04:00.000-05:00

Energy Drinks

2007-12-30T01:54:00.000-05:00

This hasn't happened insofar as I know. But it will.

Please note the seamless use of meme.

Kiss Kam

2007-12-29T02:39:00.000-05:00

No announcer has ever said this at any ball game that I've ever been to. Pity.

Public Service Announcement

2007-12-28T14:23:00.000-05:00

I actually don't smoke. Seriously.

Old People Club

2007-12-27T01:19:00.000-05:00

Socrates (Concept by Bls Eaum)

2007-12-26T01:36:00.000-05:00

Sorry this is a little late. Also, see if you can crack that mean code up there. Bls Eaum. Man, I sure no how to be sneaky, don't I?

December 25

2007-12-25T13:35:00.000-05:00

World Championships of Facial Hair

2007-12-24T02:14:00.001-05:00

(Click to enlarge.)

While I was looking up facial hair styles and pictures for this comic, I came across this:
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

Who knew? (You should check it out, some of the pictures are unbelievable.)

Golf Handicap

2007-12-23T01:31:00.001-05:00

I Have Many Fans

2007-12-22T01:46:00.000-05:00

Pie vs. Pie (Concept by Rex M. Shepard)

2007-12-21T00:59:00.001-05:00

Today (was a very long day)

2007-12-20T01:35:00.000-05:00

Reverse Freudian Slips

2007-12-19T01:04:00.000-05:00

Appendectomy

2007-12-18T03:06:00.000-05:00

Someone I know just went to the hospital with appendicitis. Get well soon.

Golf

2007-12-17T04:25:00.000-05:00

It is December and there was a comic about golf in the paper today. DECEMBER. And golf isn't even funny in July.

Being Fat Has its Perks

2007-12-16T02:20:00.000-05:00

Compliments (More Guest Art from Steven Sarahson)

2007-12-15T01:25:00.000-05:00

(Again, if you can't read this, click to enlarge.)

Verbs (Guest Art by Steven Sarahson)

2007-12-14T03:56:00.000-05:00

Guest Art! I am so happy about this one!

Bet You Don't See This One Coming

2007-12-13T02:24:00.000-05:00

Fla--Mahn--Go

2007-12-12T01:04:00.000-05:00

Peep Hole

2007-12-11T12:02:00.000-05:00

Converses Conversing

2007-12-10T01:30:00.001-05:00

Waltz is Dead

2007-12-09T17:20:00.001-05:00

Lamp On

2007-12-08T02:03:00.001-05:00

Flying Circus

2007-12-07T18:48:00.001-05:00

Watch Design

2007-12-06T18:40:00.000-05:00